Who died and made her God? I thought as I listened to the Sex and The City wannabe lecture her girlfriend on the dos and don’ts of middle age dating early Monday morning at my favorite coffee shop.
Really, do we all need your dating details right here, right now? I wondered.
How unconscious and insensitive I glared as I moved my inconvenienced self to a table in the back.
As I placed my earplugs in my ears and re-fired up my laptop a voice whispered, “Who Died And Made YOU God?”
Sure enough as I was pointing my Judge Judy finger at these two, three fingers were pointing back at me.
It was then I decided to pull my panties out of their wad and get back to my own business…
Photo By Jeff Georgevich