“Of course you know why…” He asked.
Of course I didn’t so instead of showing my hand I chose silence.
“It’s because your intestines have been flat all night, tight or is that taught?”
I giggled. “So at 6 A.M your abs are tight or taught because your intestines have been resting?”
“Exactly.” He snorted. “And dehydrated, in the morning your stomach is coming off an all night fast and by 12 pm the pooching begins…”
Moving the phone to my other ear I laughed. ” So this is 6 P.M belly…”
“Technically, it’s usually all over by noon.. ”
Staring down at my 10 PM belly I added, “So tomorrow’s bathing suit shoot will be rescheduled for 6:01 A.M?”
“When you know you have a problem is when you wake up at 6 A.M with a 6 PM belly…”
Pooching bellies, tight abdominals – who knew the secret to ripped abs and a defined six pack was to rest, stay flat and keep all those intestines nice and tight hugging your back not pooching out…
Is That Your 6 PM Belly or Are Those 6 A.M. Abs? Satire Life Inspiration
I like that – all things hidden will become known and I love how light drives darkness away. Truth will be known. Secrets and deception will be found out. But what about when we deceive ourselves. When we act like our 6 PM belly is normal as is all the stuff we don’t care to admit elsewhere in our lives. How is it I want to be the 6 AM ab girl but really I”m quite soft and squishy in places I’d rather not disclose and feel better if are hidden? Oh LORD…that I would have the courage to bring the darkest parts of me to your light. That I would trust the yuky stuff to you- transform the darkness and all the pooches within me….I’m not deceived I’m as imperfect as they come now just help me take off my masks and reveal all the pooches that are a part of my 6 PM personality which is not perfectly defined or even held together very well…some days…